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Dr. Eldritch answers the questions that no other columnist will touch, with solid,
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- Being menaced by the Undead?
- Scientific experiments gone horribly wrong and may destroy the Earth?
- A Loved One is possessed by Satan?
- Your gorgeous lover is using you as a patsy for an elaborate swindle?
Don't fall victim to vampires! Don't get slashed by a psycho!
Don't get stuck,ASK DR. ELDRITCH!
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| October 28, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
How can we explain to someone who's come back from the dead that it was just a mistake and we didn't mean any harm?
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| October 14, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I am a programmer for a large security company. My new girlfriend is really hot...
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| October 7, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Some friends and I found this ancient book of really ornate pictures hidden in an old, abandoned plantation house way out in a swamp...
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| October 7, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Some friends and I found this ancient book of really ornate pictures hidden in an old, abandoned plantation house way out in a swamp...
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| September 23, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I have a plan to prove I am the world’s greatest Evil Fencing Master: A Tournament to the Death!
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| September 16, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My best chum gets all the attention from all the other wizards, and I'm bloody tired of it!
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| September 9, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I've fallen in love with someone who doesn't even know I exist. Please help me make her love me too!
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| September 2, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I need to get rid of a ghost, without letting anyone know that he's been haunting me!
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| August 26, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm a talking car, and I swear by all that is holy, I'm going to drive off a cliff!
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| August 19, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I want to study whether vampires are subject to evolutionary pressure, but I need your help!
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| August 5, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm you. Or actually, you're this dimension's version of ME!
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| July 29, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
A small, nasty creature like an armadillo with tentacles is scrabbling about in a cage in my study...
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| July 22, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My boyfriend wants us to become vampires, so we can be together. Would this work?
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| July 15, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
An arcane secret society may be out to get me because I’m aware of them, but I can hardly believe they exist!
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| July 8, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I've had the weirdest thing happen to me, and I hope you can help figure out what's going on...
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| July 1, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Do you want to be part of the NEXT BIG THING?
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| June 24, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My uncle's invention shrank me down to 2" tall, and I don't know how to get back to normal! I must have your help!
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| June 17, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
These frat guys dared me and a bunch of my friends to, like, spend a night in this abandoned sorority house...
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| June 10, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I recently received my doctorate in physics, and am working in a top-secret research facility...
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| June 3, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Is there such thing as a dark ghost? I think one just grabbed me in my sleep...
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| May 20, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My genius little brother might destroy the world...
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| May 13, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My destiny is to be the focal point of a great magical struggle, but I don't wish to do it any more!
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| May 6, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I write to you from a farmhouse attic, hiding from the walking dead...
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| Apr 29, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
You recently mentioned mind-control chips in digital audio players, and I must say you're wrong about that...
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| Apr 22, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I accidentally sold myself into slavery! Please help me get out of this contract!
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| Apr 15, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
A sailor told me right before he died that you might be able to help me get a new job...
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| Apr 8, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I hope this reaches you, as I'm writing from another dimension...
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