TODAY'S NEWS: Have you ever been tempted by the sexy and glamorous lifestyle of the modern vampire? In this week's advice column, I squash those delusions like some creepy bug with too many legs.* Check it out here!

* Note: No actual bugs were harmed in the creation of this column.

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