Uncommon-Sense Advice for Extraordinary Situations!
SAMPLE HOROSCOPE FOR ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Stay Zombie Free! Pluto's pull is
strong, but this is not a good time for you to mingle with the Undead. Avoid graveyards,
crypts and shopping malls. When someone knocks, have them prove they're alive before
you open the door. This may annoy some delivery persons, but better safe than sorry!