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Your First Choice in Last Resort Options!
Relationship troubles? Annoying relatives? Problems at work?
Take them to an ordinary advice columnist!
For the really tough situations, ASK DR. ELDRITCH!
Dr. Eldritch answers the questions that no other columnist will touch, with solid,
no-nonsense advice to get you through those once-in-a-lifetime crises:
- Being menaced by the Undead?
- Scientific experiments gone horribly wrong and may destroy the Earth?
- A Loved One is possessed by Satan?
- Your gorgeous lover is using you as a patsy for an elaborate swindle?
Don't fall victim to vampires! Don't get slashed by a psycho!
Don't get stuck,ASK DR. ELDRITCH!
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| July 27, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Do you have any experience with controlling spectral intelligence agents? If we don't reacquire our assets, the terrorists may win.
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| July 13, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm a minor character in a crappy Romance novel, and I'm bored, bored, BORED!
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| July 6, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I am an android. I find interacting with humans acceptable, except for one thing...
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| June 29, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I know you usually don't give relationship advice, but please hear me out!
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| June 15, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I’ve predicted the apocalyptic destruction of the world 173 times incorrectly, but this time I’m sure I’m right!
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| June 8, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Three months ago, my husband Wade and I bought a computer-controlled "House of the Future"...
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| June 1, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I am a vampire, but still I ask for your help!
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| May 25, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
A bunch of my buddies and I were on a weekend trip, and let's just say we need to get rid of a body.
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| May 18, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I've recently returned from an archeological dig in Egypt, and I fear for my life.
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| May 11, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm a webcomic character, and somehow I've attained consciousness! It's terrible!
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| May 4, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm stuck in a video game, and it's trying to kill me! For real!
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| April 27, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I am a Djinn, imprisoned in a common brass lantern and impelled by geas to grant three wishes to every owner of the vessel that contains me...
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| April 20, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
A rogue anthropologist colleague of mine is attempting to find and activate an extremely dangerous ancient artifact, and I may have inadvertently helped him...
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| April 13, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Up until a week ago, I was the librarian in my home town, but unfortunately perished in an improbable accident at the Library Benefit Ice Cream Social...
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| March 30, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I went to a magic place with talking animals, and they need my help but I don't know how to get back there. Can you help me?
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| March 16, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I write you from the deepest abyss of suffering; I am trapped in a hellish existence not of my own making, without recourse or end...
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| March 9, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
For every situation that could be either harmless or disastrous, how do you know which it is?
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| March 2, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
If it's not a bother, could you tell me if I've become a ghost?
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| February 23, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I think I can predict the future, and now I'm in danger, but I don't know what's going to happen...
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| February 16, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My monster, my creation, the very entity that I personally built from exhumed corpses, the one I alone BROUGHT TO LIFE, dares to DEFY ME! Where did I go wrong?
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| February 9, 2010 |
Dear Readers, It's the Annual Romantic Relationship Quiz!
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| February 2, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I think my Muse is seeing other writers. Please, I need your help!
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| January 26, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
There's a dead guy in my apartment, and he won't leave!
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| January 19, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I hope this reaches you, as I'm shipwrecked on a uncharted island and weird things are happening! Help!
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| January 12, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm in a hospital, and I'm totally bummed, but not why you think.
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| January 5, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm a loathsome tentacle-headed alien god, come here to Earth to build an empire of worshippers, but it's just not working!
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| November 16, 2009 |
Dr. Eldritch,
How can I escape from the military scientists who want to experiment on me?
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