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| May 13, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My destiny is to be the focal point of a great magical struggle, but I don't wish to do it any more!
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| May 6, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I write to you from a farmhouse attic, hiding from the walking dead...
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| Apr 29, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
You recently mentioned mind-control chips in digital audio players, and I must say you're wrong about that...
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| Apr 22, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I accidentally sold myself into slavery! Please help me get out of this contract!
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| Apr 15, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
A sailor told me right before he died that you might be able to help me get a new job...
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| Apr 8, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I hope this reaches you, as I'm writing from another dimension...
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| Apr 1, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I fear my race is on the brink of a slave revolt, and we need your help to prevent it!
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| Mar 25, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I accidentally got involved in a secret society, and we’re going to do something horrible...
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| Mar 18, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm in the sixth grade, and I haven't had a magical adventure yet! What's wrong with me?
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| Mar 11, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I've been frightening sleeping children for centuries, but it's no fun anymore...
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| Mar 4, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm writing not to ask for advice, but to offer my services. I communicate with dead people!
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| Feb 26, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My coworkers want to sacrifice me to a volcano because I’m a virgin! What can I do?
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| Feb 19, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Dangnabbit! What is wrong with superheroes these days?
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| Feb 12, 2008 |
VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL - New Relationship Quiz!
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| Feb 5, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I’ve just started dating again, after a painful breakup over a year ago...
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| Jan 29, 2008 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I am Ranthacor, Prince-Consort of Empress Azamratha of Mezzrachrite and Uniter of the Five Golden Cities...
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| Dec 12, 2007 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm writing from the SMC, the Secret Mars Colony, and I think something strange is going on...
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| Nov 13, 2007 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Crop circles are showin' up in my fields! Are we in danger?
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| Nov 6, 2007 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Dozens of clowns are showing up in my subway station! What should I do?
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| Oct 30, 2007 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I wander about on Halloween, handing out dental hygiene products, but I have no memories of anything else!
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