TODAY'S NEWS: You probably don't know that the International Guild of Cartoonists, Animators and Koalas requires its members to do comics about holidays or other national events at least four times a year, such as Mother's Day, Thanksgiving, or Tax Day. I'm not a member, but I've done a number of such comics in case I want to join. Koalas are almost as adorable as Pandas.

This comic is not to be used as actual tax advice. If you are a Troll, Cryptid, Robot or Panda, consult your Tax Professional.