TODAY'S NEWS: Young Persons may not know that there used to be this Saturday morning cartoon with a squirrel, who could fly, and a moose, who had gone to college, and there were these two foreign spies that were constantly trying to steal brilliant inventions and superweapons, and the moose and squirrel constantly had to stop them...

When I look at that description, I'm forced to admit it was probably drug-induced. But it was still better than most of the cartoons on television today.