TODAY'S NEWS: Aristotle and Socrates often argued about food in a Perfect World. Aristotle said that there would only be pizza, since it's the Perfect Food, and therefore, there would be no need for anything else. Socrates claimed that there would be many foods, but they would all be as awesome as pizza. Who is to say which is right? Arguing about things that really don't have an answer is the purpose of Philosophy, and in a Perfect World, "Philosopher" would be a high-paying job.

Happy American Thanksgiving, Everybody!