TODAY'S NEWS: Hey, I KNOW a bunch of you have Artistic Talent; so why aren't you entering the Weekly Fan Art Contest? (Now, don't go saying you don't know about it; haven't you ever clicked that button that says CONTEST? Or click here, this is a link to the Contest Page! ) Seriously. Your artwork can grace the Weekly Advice Column, and be seen by Ask Dr. Eldritch Fans all around the world. Who wouldn't want that? Here, to get you started, these are the topics for the next three weeks:

3/10 - A nightmare monster no longer finds job satisfaction in scaring children.
3/17 - A young girl wants to have a Magical Adventure, like all her friends have.
3/25 - An ordinary suburban guy wants to get out of his secret society when things get scary.

You can create an image about twice as tall as it is wide and send it as an attachment to me, right? So go for it! Note: The dates shown are the deadlines for the topic. For more information, see the Contest Page.