TODAY'S NEWS: I know, I shouldn't ridicule C-Span. It does provide a valuable service to Democracy. But the only times I've watched it, I could barely go two minutes without my eyes glazing over. Perhaps that's just me.

This comic has a Photocomic Crossover! The news broadcast in Panels 1 and 2 comes from today's episode of Nukeland Cinema (click to view). I don't think there really are two asteroids on a collision-course with Earth, but just in case, you might want to stay indoors for the next few days.