TODAY'S NEWS: TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT! First, this is COMIC #400! That's right; 400 comics, and all posted ON SCHEDULE! Many of them are funny! Few webcomic artists can claim such a record.

To celebrate, I'm posting a couple Bonus Punchlines! These were scribbled up by the Minions during commercials while watching "Deal or No Deal," and didn't quite make the cut. But why should YOU miss out? Here they are:

Alternate Punchline #1: YES, IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THEY HAD ONE, BUT NOBODY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Alternate Punchline #2: YES, YOU WOULD EAT IT TWICE AS FAST IF YOU TOOK TWO BITES AT A TIME.

AND (Yes, there's MORE), I play a Guest Role in Chris Yates's awesome "Reprographics." Click the link to see my encounter with Mensa the Menacer!