TODAY'S NEWS: If you don't recall, Trevor placed an ad in the Troll Seeking Women personals, and met Evisceratina. They "dated." Often quiet loudly.

Trevor's poncho is the latest fiber-arts creation from Awesome Reader Sanguinity! Look at it! Trolls really aren't built for sweaters, what with their lateral ridges and ulnar spikes and such, but they can wear ponchos with flair and panache! Much thanks to Sanguinity for helping Trevor rock the look!

If you are thinking that YOU really need a Hand-knitted Pink Poncho With Glittery Unicorn in your life, why not put it on your Birthday Wish List? I'm sure your friends and family will support you in that.