TODAY'S NEWS: When they make the biopic of my life, I suspect that this period will be depicted as the "artistic crisis" phase, with a scene where I'm flinging action figures around my studio apartment and sobbing, "No! It's just not AWESOME ENOUGH! Ow. My back hurts." You'll know that while a grain of truth exists in that, it's a dramatization, which always means that some Hollywood Executive decided that reality was just too dull, so it needed to be "reimagined." Well, the bit with my back hurting is fairly accurate. The cool thing is that in the Future, acting will be done by fully-digital AI performers. I hope I'm played by Actotron 3000.