TODAY'S NEWS: You know, it's not Too Late to submit Vote Incentive Comics. You could:
1) Draw one or more of the images suggested on this list, and I'll put in the dialog and/or captions, or
2) Draw a potentially humorous picture of your own, and I'll try to come up with a punchline, or
3) Come up with a gag (situation and punchline), and I'll try to create the image for it, or
4) Create a complete comic of your own idea and send it in.

There's a holiday coming up (for my American Readers, anyway), and once you've hit all the sales early in the morning, what else are you going to do all weekend?